So, I have this here blog, thanks to the incomparable Kerian Nox. Tons of space, a beautiful script, the ability to add whatever the hell I want to it.

All this begs the question–What the fuck am I going to do with this?

I am still largely pondering that question, but I have a couple of ideas:

Greatest Hits

Since I am the consummate internet asshole (actually, I am pretty much an asshole all the time, but, for the intents and purposes of this blog, I operate mostly on the internet), I plan to start linking/copying what I consider to be my “greatest hits”–those comments that make Satan say “DAMN, DUDE. That was HARSH!” and the like.

Pagan Mystics Suggestions

I like to spout my opinion, as anyone who knows me can attest to. Over on the Pagan Mystics Facebook Profile, I like to argue my opinions with all the fluffy asshats…to an extent. Sometimes, however, I just want to give my opinion in full, and THEN discuss with/argue with/convince/roast the little twatwaffles.

Eventually, this blog will begin to take more shape. I will come up with more ideas (instead of giving them to others) to bombard readers with. In the meantime, please enjoy the following musical interlude:

Click here for some heartwarming music

Now that I have completely warped your sense of reality and shaken your faith in a higher power, my real work can begin!