Author Archives: Lala

Instant Messages I should have hidden from.

You know, I’m all for the meeting new people or promoting the site on FB. There are so many who practice friend collecting, why not do it for the Community. What I don’t understand is the people who don’t really know you, clearly they are collecting as many pagans as they can as well, and […]

Mercenary Mage For Hire!

Movie voice over voice, In a world where rogue wizards, gnomes and dragons rule all, lowly villages turn to…. (dun dun dun….) The Mercenary Mage!!!! This was found on Twitter. RandomTwit: #amagi Occultists! Market anarchists! Lend me your ears! Seeking to escape wage slavery and BS and use my skill set to make money, I am […]

NSFW, Epicly Gross Douchery

For the love of all that is holey, wait, holey isn’t really always a good thing, as I’m sure you already know. If not, chances are, you’re about to find out. This was found on FB today, something that some douchebag felt the need to share with his friends, as well as everyone else. I’ll […]

More of the Assclown

Well, at the end of the last blog, I promised that there would be more from the Assclown, a.k.a. the “Would Be Playgan Author.” You see, she ended up demanding to know where the ‘Admin/Moderator’ of the page was, so I sent her a message to see if I could find out what the issue […]

Jasmine and the Assclown

Here’s the gist of the story really quick, we were engaged in a discussion over on the FB page. I’m not really sure what the topic was, but, there was fluff flying around, limbs and fur everywhere. General consensus of those who wandered into the thread during the heat of battle was that ‘You get […]

Blogs, Discussions, and more pagans who don’t get satire.

So, a blog that I found rather hysterical and funny, called A Pseudo-Scientific Classification of the Fluffy Bunny seems to have been picked up and discussed over on PaganSpace, here. Now, it’s my opinion that we have yet another case of people, or fluff, who don’t quite understand satire. I realize that this concept might […]

Pikachu, I choose you!

So, last night we decided to discuss’Totem Animals.’ Yeah, I realize it’s a topic that can get really flufftastic in less than 5 minutes. Here’s the funniest response to the thread. Fluffalupagus: I have over 50+ totempower animals at 5-6 level of spiritual significance. I have 10 totem animals I work most often. Top 2 […]

How To Make Paper

Simple Recipe:

Many types of paper that can be used include:

Computer Paper (unprinted)

Newspaper (If you want a grayish colored paper)

Magazines

Egg Cartons

Old Cards (For heavier paper)

Toilet Paper Paper

Bags

Non Waxed Boxes (Pre-soak in warm water)

Office Paper

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At Dream’s Doorway

As the eve of Samhain draws ever closer and the superstitions of old Celtic ways focus themselves on us as much as we them, I am reminded where I have been and all I have seen. From the formless nothingness that is literal death, the sense of being which exists in a place beyond direction, distance, or time as maybe the universe it’s self once did before it came into life.

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How To Carve A Turnip For Oíche Shamhna

When most folks in North America think of a seasonal vegetable to use as decoration, the noble pumpkin is at the top of the list; and why not? The Pumpkin is large, bright and very distinctive; plus its rind is thick enough to maintain its shape when its pulp is removed (with little effort). However, things were not always so easy.

In the Gaelic homelands, the simple turnip was the vegetable of choice for carving, and is in fact the source of the tradition of pumpkin carving in the new world. Fortunately, turnips are usually available from local grocer, especially in the autumn, as they are often included in seasonal dishes. So, with a little effort, you to can learn to carve a turnip for Oíche Shamhna!

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